by Sam Holcroft
26 November – 5 December 2026 at 7.45pm;
Matinée: Saturday 28 November at 2.30pm
Tickets:£16 (Tickets available later in the year)
A black comedy-drama based on the premise that everyone creates their own coping strategies or rules for living. But what happens when an extended family gathers in the kitchen for a traditional Christmas and they each follow those rules rigidly? As long-held mechanisms for survival are laid bare, even Mum, who’s been preparing this lunch since last January, becomes embroiled. Time-honoured rivalries and resentments will out. Accusations fly, relationships deconstruct, the rules take over. In Sam Holcroft’s theatrically playful, dark comedy, the instructions are there for all to see, audience included – so there’s really no place to hide!
‘Bitingly funny and sharply observed’. Exeunt Magazine
Group Booking: 10 tickets available for the price of 9.
For tickets of more than 20 please contact the Box Office on 01883 349850 (Monday to Saturday, 10am–1pm). Group bookings can be made earlier than the onsale date by calling the Box Office.
This amateur production is presented by arrangement with NICK HERN BOOKS.
Cast
Matthew | tbc
Carrie | tbc
Sheena | tbc
Adam | tbc
Edith | tbc
Francis | tbc
Emma | tbc
Directed by Niall Monaghan

